I suggest Amendments to certain Traditions

There are traditions in this country that are--to put it bluntly--outdated. Things like women presidents, cranberries, and traffic laws.
Since I have the least to say about women presidents, I put it at the first of my list. Suffice it to say that we have never had a woman for a president, but even the idea of an estrogen-filled emotional woman being in control of this country sends a chill down my spine (Al Gore has been the closest we have come so far).
More importantly, cranberries are outdated and deserve to be "squeezed"* out of any and every tradition. They are exponentially less-valuable than their tasty cousin, the strawberry, and also are in too many juices (youtube Brian Regan if you want to die laughing).
Last but not least--unless your goal was to get valuable information from this blog--traffic customs are "driving" me crazy** It seems that there is a small percentage of the population who would object to me driving sideways down a main city street in my camaro. This small percentage might also suggest that I am only allowed to drive in one lane, which conflicts with my desire to become a stunt driver in Die Hard 13 ("Die Harder than the Last Time with a Vengeance for Death")

*That pun hurt me more than it hurt you; stop complaining
**Ok, you can complain now